Sunday, May 31, 2009

mood rate: *****

woke up pretty l8 to meet up wif the babes...
charlene has been missing for many days..
i can actually feel tt she's super tired oredy...
emi has gone missing..
maybe one day i should pop by her ward n check it out...

when i arrived...
i tot i was the latest oredy...
guess hu was even worse den mi?
haha~ of course tt has to be my twin..


went to glass house for FISH n CO.
they atually removed the LOVE word?
tt's lyk the sweetest ting eva appeared on the road in history~

But anyway...

ordered seafood platter fro 2..
mi n xw share...


But it came in set..
so the soup came first..
fish chowder is lyk super nice..
highly recommended to try it...
u can actually tell from the expression of her face:


it's lyk..
i haf to scrape the bottom of the bowl till it's clean orelse v wasted..
haha~ i bet she's so gg to kill mi...

den the food came~


juz now when we were ordering..
i told ati the cheese one is crap..
after 1/2 the fish u can go on anymore..
coz it's too filling..
she look at the description (which can b deceiving)
n she ordered it...


guess wad?
it actually came wif the "i reach the moon" flag... goodness...
yt says tt's the onli diff btwn the plain fish n the one wif cheese...

1/4 thru the fish...
she gt this sour look..
den she went "eh.. i tink i cannot oredy.. v full"
BUT HOR!!!!


den i look at papa cat..
eh.. how come the food can grow one?


This woman ar..
she exchanged the plates..
n den!!!!!
when the person came to clear the plate..
she gave this 'guiltily-innocent' look n nod her head..

mi n xw still happily eating..


while the other one search for a toilet desperately..
coz she say when her bladder is full she cannot eat..

we were lyk chit chatting..
n hahahahahaha!!!
i tink we gt nothing betta to do..
we started comparing how many siao pt we haf...

the one working in imh no scar at ALL...
the one working in AH hu accepts cases from imh (to rule out organic causes) oso no scar..
the one hu works office hrs, of course no scar lah...
the one in ttsh, hhahaha! i noe.. noe hz to siam...
the one in CGH!!!!! gt 8 of these!!!


den it's BFF PICS time!!!!
come to tink of it..
it's been a yr since we left sch..
we realli realli did miss sch..
n it's lyk..
if we could gt everyone back for a gathering..
den it wud be the greatest ting EVA!




maybe i should organise sth for christmas?
or maybe few days b4 christmas..
coz i noe i wun b able to gt it...
christmas for our ward is saved for the philipinos...
nvm.... cool..
let mi tink n get back..
maybe i should revive the class blog..
gif it some revamp...

Ms Anna Sui from outside to inside foot the bill...
den we left for GSS!
the early one..
first we poped by orchard plaza..
is it wad it's called?
but there's were onli spaces, glass ad few shops outside...
so we went for a toilet trip...

noe y it's a toilet trip?
coz the arrows keeps pointing here n there n everywhere..
n when we finally found the BIG toilet...
i tink we walked 300m oredy... (v exaggerating)

the toilet is lyk super cool...
there's this lyk baby seat in rite beside the toilet bowl..
for others hu bring their babies out for a shop..
n needed to pee..
n so u can put ur baby there..
den u pee n play wif ur baby at the same time..

this 'sweet baby' oso wanna try...

although it's blurred until lyk crap...
but i guess everyone noes hu is tt lah...

this switch for the flush is v v cool...
it's lyk part of our nursing lecture called the therapeutic touch... haha~


under the mirror..
there's these labels on the mirror...
where u reach beneath den there's the things there...


den there's this one labelled the soap dispenser...
when u reach eneath..
the soap wud lyk blob down on ur palm enuf for the the 7 steps...
n hahahahahah!!! it looks lyk bird shit...

went to centrepoint:
twin wanted to buy perfume..
n everyone knew tt papa cat canot stand the smell of perfume..
she will keep sneezing until the extend tt i tink ppl will place her in the book of swine flu..

but twin n xw v enthu...
although DKNY rox..
but currently..
i'm still addicted to paris hilton's 'Just Me' --> it rox okie~

n off to work for mi~~~

Thursday, May 28, 2009

mood rate: ****_

my long awaited DAY OFF!!!!!!
muhahahahahahahhahhaaa!!!

i'm so so so tired after a long day of work...
i'm so sick n tired of all of the super shit..

guess wads the super shit?

mild: warning, n the crappiest ting ever found i the history of the communication book... (i'm sry to u)
modarate: memo
severe: PIP

it's actually some CCB hu lurves to PIP..
i dun realli understand the use of PIP anymore..
realli~

i guess it's used as a THREAT!

yes.. thats the best ans i could get outta a PIP...

ytd AM shift: at 0930

(c: corrine, Poh: poh poh, S: shiney)
mi: eh corrine..i tink my emir hanged
C: u tink onli urs meh?
poh: oh shit! i tink mine oso hanged! *keep clicking*
(everyone was desperate oredy! 0930 haven finish serving meds. )
mi: siao liao lah~ when gonna finish meds lyk tt?
poh: den how? call elbow ba....
S: eh u all can use imr nt?
us: HANGED!
yani: i call the elbow team... n call mr cheow...

l8r, she gave up calling mr cheow..she call sister tan instead,
by den... the elbow team came...

C: wads gg on? wanna serve meds until wad time den?
DR LOH: wads gg on? cannot open imr ar?
us: HANGED!!!!!
CCB: wads gg on?
us: HANGED!!!!!
CCB: orh... use the PDA to serve i/v.
us: huh?! (hand signed to each other: wtf?! siao ar?? no link lor)
mi: eh shiney! CCB is farking crap! u should hear wad he say when i told him the eimr hanged...
S: wad he say?
mi: "use PDA to serve i/v...
S: ROFLOL!!!!!!!!

subesquently...
coz i oredy hated him right from the day when i ask him to chase relatives away..
coz we're resus-ing a pt...
he chiong inside the curtains..
trying to draw it a couple of times..
i tink he's he most useless thing i've ever seen in my life...

he monitor the freq of us coming l8...
we haf to write memo for the talks that we dun go coz we haf gone for the 3rd time oredy.
we haf to succumb ourself to his comparisons wif his prev ward.
we haf to come early when he comes at am sharp wif his home clothes checking attendance.
we haf to wait till the clock strikes 10 b4 we can g home not a min less!
we haf to come 30mins early wen we dun gt pad for the 30mins.
we haf to be answerable to to everyone n cover our own ass coz he's not gonna do tt.
i guess in future we haf to apologise for the lamest mistakes which we din do...
n we haf to write memo for the slightest mistakes we haf done.
we haf to do shit PIP for some moderate mistake...

there's no motivation in work..
there's no ethics..
there's apparently nothing...
ppl r leaving..
newbies are coming...
we're left wif ourselves..
we come n go to work...
nothing else..

wads left is our private life...

*boo* work!

Friday, May 22, 2009

mood rate: **_ _ _

i'm totally pissed!!!
mi n stef!!!
so so so so totally pissed x 1000000!!!

first let mi tell u our roles...
- Stef the NIC
- mi 2nd junior
- S****a PN
- Kay An

n we all belong to the centre team...

just lyk some usual day...
it was actually kinda da da da nothing much..
just some outings...
some transfer..
n juz some quarrels wif the star team i believe i can haf some porter n float nurse one..
but it's one fark! (i tink baby will scold mi for this post but i'm realli v v angry!!!)
i'm damn damn angry...

when we finished passing report..
the things in the mind wud b...
settle the transfer..
the blood products first..
but no..

my darling pri nurse choose to do TURNING!!!!!
n shouted out to mi...
"germain, can u help mi call BTS for the blood"
okie fine~
den when they finish turning..
"germain i go for mask fitting"

in my mind i made an ass outta u n mi..
i ASSUME!!!!
i assumed that she had oredy passed report to level 5..
n i was free to transfer to level 5 once the blood is hooked up...
hahahaahahahahhhaaa!!
darlings r darlings..
i was farking wrong!
she didn't pass report at all..
she din even call for the availability of the bed..
she din call for the blood transfusion..
haha! germain is the PN..

n of course being my lao jie..
stef called level 5 for the availability of the bed for mi...
n it was available!
n shit! yes.. i had to pass report..

pt DIL..
had to gt the DR..
which wasn't hard coz he was juz standing there in front of the cow..
the dumb ting was..
juz den...
the darling PN came back..

n juz den the porter came..
so i was lyk..
eh **PN.. go call the dr... porter come oredy...
pt is DiL...
she joly bubbly sent the porter away....
n called the dr..

i stared at her n was lyk...
erm.. wheres the porter?
"orh... i sent him away"
"y?"
"coz pt DIL"

den wad? she expect mi to send the PT wif the dr ar?
so the dr is the nurse n i;m the porter lah?

so she gt a BRAND NEW AH MA...
wa sey!! this is super TOK KONG!
i was damn pissed..
mi sending a DIL pt wif a brand new ahma?
muhahahaha...
is anyting happens..
i can go eat shit n die...
btw.. pt is gg for telemetry...

n obviously the ah ma is super blur sotong..
n i am super pissed oredy...
ask her tk padslide dunno..
ask her push bed oso dunno
ask her to push cardiac table away oso dunno..
park the stupid bed in the middle n wanted to walk away..
wa kao..
took the lift wanted to send the empty bed up..
tinking tt was the end of our misery...
i was stuck wif an empty bed downstairs for 30mins!
coz mine is not the priority one to go up...

went back...
went for break...
came out did turning...
admitted new cases..
found out tt my new admission desat..
needs x ray..
bloods back need to check...
n pt is DIL...
dr couldn't get thru.
escalated.
gt hell frm the escalation...
nicey CCB wasn't such of a help...
fark those ppl!
go kiss the shit n cry..
den eat it n die!

increased the O2 to 4L from RA..
den the REG came...
in the meantime ..
i told ***PN the whole story..
told her..
pt desat.
needs dr to check blood
need to go for x ray
need to isolate..

i tink it's too much to absorb..
but as a PN if there was sumbody to help mi send..
i wud choose to do my documentation properly..
send it down to level5..
in the meantime..
my junior does the changes...
send pt for x ray..
n gt hold of the dr...

nope!
that chee bye choose to cont serving her meds..
which i tink meds can gt help..
it's juz that the documentation n changes u cant gt help...
u haf to do it all by urself...

when the REG came..
he was screaming...
he was asking y is my AN inserting the ryles tube when the pt desat..
i farking dunno hz to ans!
i look at ***PN...
she farking cont her shit...
Kay stopped n left..
tt's the farking chee bye of a PN!
she has to ans everyting..
but he ting is~~~
i'm not the farking PN..
n stef is not the FARKing PN OSO!!!
so wad is the farking PN doing?
serving meds.

n when the reg complained to CCB regarding this issue..
CCB juz kept quiet!
he keep quiet n after the REG finished toking..
he was lyk..
l'll investigate!
investigated wad fark?!
it's not our farking fault...
stef cried...

both mi n corrine noe tt she cried not because she was bullied by the REG
coz as a matter of fact..
the REG lost...
coz his blardy HO cancelled our line.
his freaking MO given a farking wrong fone number.
n we had no choice but to call him!

we usually uses the fone on speaker while it's ringing..
n when the call is thru..
we pick it up n tok..
coz i can do loads while waiting for the line to be thru!

n guess wad the REG say?

he say this is rude..
he told mi off when i tried to explain..
he asked mi to GET LOST..
n he told stef "our conversation is over" when he lost the verbal diarrhoea...
n all these our CCB juz kept quiet?!!!!!

wa crap lor!
when i ask our darling PN to pass report to another ward...
i guess she juz passed blindly..
she din even do her changes...
din update her kardex...
i send pt for X ray...
den i sent directly to the transfer ward..
asked her to send the case sheet down...
i guess it defeats the purpose to leave the case sheet there for her to update her report..
coz there weren't any updates!

farking 4 hourly para + SPO2...
i/o chart on the kardex onli..
wa fark!
lyk tt i oso noe hz to write!

the back of the treatment sheet WHOLE freaking page of changes nv do..
nv even pass to the other ward that pt needs an NGT but desat so cannot insert...
nv even tell other ward our HO din come to insert the IDC...
given the farking PCT btu nv click last pint..
n came back blaming mi that i nv co-sign wif her...
n din even tell the other ward...

wa fark!
end of the day...
i had to send a female pt..
n when i went down it wasn't even certified that tht pt is not preg..
call mi hte nx float nurse in the making but it was a hard day for mi...

in the end..
i went home feeling realli angry..
i cant eat i cant slp..
i needed to tok to someone..
wanted to complain to sister noortifa..
but she slept oredy....
mi n stef were toking on the fone..
when we tell CCB..he was lyk ok ok ok ok...
wad farking words of encouragement is that?!

i HATE u CCB!!!!!!
u r the worse person i've ever seen in my entire life!
no moral ethics! i wan sister tan back!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

mood rate: ***_ _

it's my last night tonite!
yea!! *claps*
but right now at this moment....
i'm having a withdrawal syndrome..
guess wad withdrawal?
hahahahahahahaaa!!!!
lack of sleep disorder...

i'm juz lazy actually..
haha~

i'm dreading work~
weird..
i was alrite when i was working wif ernies..
sth is so so so so wrong oredy~

Monday, May 18, 2009

mood rate: *****

work was so so relaxing..
n i guess everyone noes y~
ssshhhhhhHHHHH....

went home for a nap..
den off the mommie song's place..
for??? THIS!


it took us almost 15mins to gt to her hse even though it was onli a 5mins walk...


tang wif her GPS..
ym wif mommi song on the line..
btu i guess the most impt person to gt us there is.......
SOK CHING!!!!
super duper funny..
she was lyk the life GPS..
her anntenna v long..
before we could see the blk number she can point n tell u the behind in front nx blk n blah blah blah blah...
tang was lyk..
haiya..
we juz follow lah..
n i was lyk okie~
wif ym still on the fone...

finally ARRIVED to see this cutie...


too bad lah..
the onli wants her mummy n daddy..
n the squishy feeling of the cake on her hands..
i bet she muz b tinking..
wa~~ the feeling of the cake on my hands is lyk soft cold n squishy!!!
i dun tink my teddy feels this way!


Had our dinner..
cut the cake FAST..
coz poh poh's bf is working night...

yaya.. the gobbled the cake up...

at first mommie song passed the knife to yx..
asked her to cut the cake n quickly distribute to the rest..
n guess wad?
yx dunno hz to cut cake..
hahahhahahahahaa!!!

so wang min took over...


she merely divided it equally n den...
the strawberry were stuffed into the mango n the cake n so weird..
it disintegrated.. hahahahhahahahahaa!!!


dun believe rite?
u should see ah tang's reaction when she asked for a small piece of cake..
wif more mango..
cti!!! CANNOT TAKE IT!!! SUPER FUNNY!!!


and the rest of us anxious waiting for ours...


when lil sapphire was out playing again...

we tried all means not to make her cry n capture the best pictures!
hahahahhahaa!!!

although mine is not the best as compare to poh poh's..
but it's better den nothing i guess...



cant gt a picture of the baby n mi..
i caught poh poh n tang to camwhore wif mi!



gues it was too tiring a job oredy...
wang min needs a REST...


ZOOM ZOOM~
cabbed down to ecp for ernies 21st!!!!


in the mid of sapphires' cake blowing..
ernies called mi..
heehee...
i made my way down fast fast oredy...

the cab driver was braking lyk some horse..
mi n tang was on the verge of vomitting oredy lor...

when we reached there..
we realise that everyone was waiting for us to cut the cake onli...
super paisei oredy...

they brought out the cake..
of course!!!!
PHOTOS FIRST!!!


LET MI INTRODUCE:
okie..
i guess billy is always followed by boy..
so this is billy boy...
wif ernies gal... hahaha!

when i shouted..
eh..
take pic..
den the rest of her frens where lyk...
kiss kiss kiss kiss:
ernies kissed billy...


den poh poh was lyk..
"HAIYO.. B'DAE GAL MUZ BE KISSED NT THE OTHER WAY ROUND!"

so there u gt it!!!


n thats trish... ernies' mei mei~


song song song for the second time..
den cut cake!

see~ they cut the cake lyk wedding cake lyk tt..
that's becuz the ice cream is too hard for the knife.. haha!


n since it was too hard..
we played wif the cream first...
n it all started wif trish..



n guess wad the guys did wif the cake?

LOL! thet bbq-ed it!

haha..
n i happily take photos onli..
v smart hor?


noe wads this?
that's our wrist tag...



den there's TRISH!


n DRUNK CHINNY...
i kept making fun of her the whole nite..
asking her to count fingers...
coz i realli tink she's drunk!


den there's the ttsh ppl..
hahahhahaha!
ah tang, poh poh, the b'dae gal, king kong queena..
n the extra one on top tts mi! haha~



while waiting for the cake to be cut..
ernies opened the pressies!
(for more please check out fb!)






so much for the waiting..
let's see wad billy gave her:

whoa! such a big big one...
wonder wads inside..


haiya...
y open the back...


okok!!!
i noe i noe!!!
muz b her favourite winnie the pooh...
n the apple tree..


dreamgirl! haha~


wads abt mi?


of course i haf to post the tedious work to perfection...
the process of doing the most unforgettable b'dae gift!

i realli realli do hope she lyks it..
ernies haf been thru a lot to make this party a success..
since i haf been the MAOs buddy...
so i had to make sth which she would rem for life n sth money cant buy...
which is a handmade card...
wif flowers that she wud not b afraid..

first i shopped PS for inspirations...
there were many tots..
lyk cups.
flower pots..
RED pencil holder..
hair assessories..
cards?

but in the end i chose sth which is stable n can be hung up if she wan...
so i brought the material home n wanted to embark on it..
by den its oredy 11pm...
s my shift dun permits mi to keep the work...
i started on it..

knowing mi..
once i start doing sth...
i haf to finish it...

gt baby to help mi glue the cloth onto it...
but he juz couldn't do it..
so i had to do it all by myself...

the big big piece of cloth..
i had to trace the flower template on it n cut it..
n coz baby doesn't haf a realli sharp scissors..
i mian qiang cut it to perfection...

n stick it on...

smooth out the edges...
*blows blows* it to dry...
den trim the edges...


took the big big cork sheet..
drew the letters on..
n had to cut it...
put the pins to secure the holes in the middle..
stick on the flowers..

n realise i had a big big space n dunno wad to do wif it..
haiya..
had to use my creation to draw sth on it...
used pencil at first..


haiya.
had to trace it over wif the BALL POINT PEN..

freaking diff to draw on cloth wif ballpoint pen...
n coz i onli haf enuf to make 1..
i couldn't afford to risk it...

the truth is..
when i finished the front..
i was so exhausted to do the back..
tot of ernies...
decided to do it...



n tadah! it's all done! to perfection!